Mick Kern appears courtesy of Live From Wayne Gretzky’s
Folks, calm down.
Take a deep breath, and look around you. The world is not falling apart. Okay, maybe it is financially, which, of course, influences everything we do, but try to forget that apocalypse for the moment.
Focus.
On the fan voting for the upcoming NHL All-Star Game in Montreal. And take that deep breath again.
Folks, it’s the All-Star Game. A mid-season exhibition of shinny. None of it means anything in the long run. None of it means anything the next morning. It’s a mid-term schmooze fest for hockey industry types, a chance to take a breather before they go back to beating each other’s brains in. Probably from behind.
Outside of the programme salespeople, the only ones in the entire building working up a sweat that day will be the goaltenders. They’re sitting ducks. They don’t have a prayer. People pay their money in order to see the NHL gunners fill the net with rubber. No one really wants to see a goaltender steal the show. Save that for the real games. This is the All-Star Game; as close as the NHL will ever get to being the razzle-dazzle, all sizzle NBA. What’s the over-under on the final total goal count. anyhow?
So does it really matter that some computer-literate fans in Montreal have been stuffing the electronic ballot box? Sure, it runs counter to the spirit of the entire affair; fans voting for their favourite players, over and and over and over and over again. Yup, how dare those hackers in Montreal monkey around with true democracy. Do they think this is the state of Florida? Hopefully their mom will ground them for at least a week.
If anything, outside of the honour of hanging out with your peers, and the really cool gift bag, it’s understandable if a player logged onto the internet, took a quick survey of the latest all-star voting results, and then proceeded to click onto the name of his nearest rival in the voting…and made sure that it’s that dude who will be going to the All-Star Game, not him.
Hey, who couldn’t use a mid-season break?
In the name of restoring some sanity to the choices for the 2008-09 NHL All-Star Game, I’ve cut through all the hype and hysteria, and come up with the six goaltenders who’ll be making the trip to Montreal. No need to thank me. Now you can go back to using the internet for what it was initially intended for, watching people make total fools of themselves on YouTube.
NHL EASTERN ALL-STAR GOALTENDERS:
No controvery here, as there are three men who are heads-and-shoulders above every other netminders in the East. One of them is now a perennial All-Star, and Vezina contender, the second is a journeyman who’s surprised many by making his mark permanent, and the third is keeping himself afloat on a team that is well below the waterline.
- Henrik Lundqvist – New York Rangers
- Tim Thomas – Boston Bruins
- Mike Smith – Tampa Bay Lightning
Not sure how anyone can argue with these choices. No doubt many will, but most of those arguments will be tainted by their own prejudices as they shill for their guy. One would imagine Carey Price will actually be named to the team, as it’s in Montreal, and young Price has shined at times this season, but he has not outplayed any of these three picks. If one of these gentlemen are injured, then Price’s inclusion could be justified.
Personally, I think Joey MacDonald of the Islanders should be the fourth choice. He’s had a fine first two months, considering the team he’s playing on. Sorry Alex Auld, a fine performance, but not all-star worthy. Stats are important, but they don’t always paint the whole picture. This isn’t fantasy hockey, this is the real thing.
NHL WESTERN ALL-STAR GOALTENDERS:
These three gentlemen are obvious choices; there’s no way anyone can construct a rational argument against them.
- Roberto Luongo – Vancouver Canucks
- Niklas Backstrom – Minnesota Wild
- Marty Turco – Dallas Stars
I know what you’re saying, what the heck is Turco doing on this list? Have you seen this guy play recently? Yes, indeed I have. Turco has been a top notch goaltender over the past few seasons, and his fall-from-grace this fall has been stunning. If anything, he’d be perfect for the All-Star Game, since everyone wants to see goals, goals, and more goals.
Okay, let’s give Marty a well-needed break. Instead, how about the goaltender not wanted by his own team, the ultimate orphan, Nikolai Khabibulin of the Chicago Blackhawks? Let’s see, the media darlings of this past off-season, the “Back Hawks”, foolishly throw a load of money at Christobal Huet, only to watch in horror as the incumbent, Khabibulin, plays like it’s 2004. Now the rumour mill has it that Blackhawk players would mutiny if the suits decide to trade the Bulin Wall. What is this, Tampa Bay north?
San Jose Sharks and Calgary Flames fans will no doubt lobby for their guy, and for good reasons, but my mind is made up.
And keep this in mind, the only real All-Stars that matter are the guys named to the post-season First and Second All-Star Teams. Now that’s an accomplishment.
- Mick Kern
Mick Kern appears courtesy of Live From Wayne Gretzky’s